ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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