Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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