Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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