I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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