i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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