how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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