Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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