But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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