just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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