Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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