I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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