I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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