i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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