Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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