The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Sext me about skeletons
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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