JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize