three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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