Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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