So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I forget how to act sober
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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