Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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