Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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