Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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