i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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