great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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