Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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