is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I supernannyed him into submission
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