Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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