Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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