I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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