just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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