I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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