I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
