I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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