I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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