Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize