Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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