I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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