How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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