this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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