Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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