yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We have so much sex to catch up on
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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