i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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