We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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