your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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