What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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