Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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