then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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