I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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