Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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