the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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