If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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