Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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