She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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