why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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