We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
