Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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