Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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