i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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