at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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