no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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